July 24th, 2021 Tubing Hash

We may have seen all of the shit mother nature can throw at us when it comes to tubing the river. Floods, electrical outages, monsoons, mosquitoes, a pandemic and poison ivy… but we are not easily deterred! By some fucking miracle, we may just be able to float this year.

We have arranged transport through Trader’s bar on the Wisconsin river from home base in Mazomanie to the river and back. The only issue is that space on the bus is limited to 30. Please rego soon. Don’t take too long to decide.  Bad decisions can be made really quickly.  

Rego for total, unabashed participation will be $60. This includes:

  • optional camping Friday night on the Warm Pussy ranch grounds

    • set up after noon Friday but you may be enlisted to help out the hares.

  • a weak sauce hash run at 10:00 am

  • transport to the river, leaving promptly at 11:30 am. Get there early, we cannot wait for you!

  • float costs, including floaty rubber things. We float at noon from Trader’s Island Campground near Spring Green, WI

  • beer and snacks on the float.

  • transport back from the river (pro tip: very important because you won’t know where you are at the end of the float)

  • dinner and snacks after return. Dinner should occur around 7 pm. We will order Qdoba.

  • pool, hot tub, pole dancing, karaoke, music, game room and campfire all available for those so inclined. 

  • light breakfast Sunday

  • Sunday pool party: brats, hamburgers, veggie burgers and beer will be provided by the hosts.

If you are just able to make the Sunday pool party, that is free because you will be hanging out with a bunch of hung-over hashers. We should pay you.

The number limit is due only to bus capacity. If you want to float along but miss the cut off for the bus due to capacity, you can still join us. You will need to arrange your own ride and floating object but can still steal our beer. That will be $45, everything else included. That should only be an option once the bus is full. It is not a good idea to drive after the float! The first year we got back to the house after the float by “magic.” Now a bus.

Payment is Rego. You can send your payment to paypal.me/TrapperP. Please include your Hash name or names in comments. Call or text at 608-963-0586 if you need to make other payment arrangements if needed. (children will NOT be accepted as payment).

Your hares,

Trapper Pussy MD and Warm Runnings