Tubing Hash 2019

 
Don’t miss another chance to expose yourself not only to others, but to all of the forces of nature at the 2019 Tubing Hash! We know you, and we are pretty sure you can’t do any better than this.
The overall schedule, which has resulted from poor planning and not giving a shit, is cleverly listed under “schedule”.
 
We understand this is a special opportunity for many of us to make bad decisions. Be aware that activities this weekend have a likelihood of not being very “safe”. Foremost, the river is dangerous even for sober people. If you are not a good swimmer (or not a good swimmer when drunk) you should stay on land, bring a personal lifeguard or wear a PFD (even if you don’t wear pants). The Hash, including the hares, are not responsible for accidents or injury occurring during this event. By registering for this event, you are agreeing not to hold sponsors of this event liable for damages related to accident or injury. That being said, we will make every effort to protect you from yourselves.
 

Schedule:

Friday, August 2, 2019

 
3:00 PM
Cum to Camp
 
7:00 PM
Tacos in UR Face
 
7:30 PM
Eaten by Mosquitos (all night)

 

Saturday, August 3, 2019

9:30 AM
Wet Slippery Tunnel Run – Yep fucking early!
 
12:00 PM
Ride Your Rubber Thing – Starts on TIME
 
6:00 PM
Post Tubing Food Orgy
 
7:30 PM
Post Blackout Shenanigans (or Very Long Nap)
Sunday, August 4, 2019
 
10:00 AM
Bloody Bar at Traders
 
12:00 PM
Big Tube Post Lube – Trapper and Rachel’s