July 18–20, 2025

Schedule of Events


Friday

Camp set up after 5:00 pm

  • Pool, hot tub, campfire, and karaoke
  • Sorry, you’re on your own for food Friday night and Saturday morning.
    • If you’re not able to bring food, there’s a food truck at Jax’s Place on Hwy 14 (Fridays only)
    • My Sister’s Kitchen serves breakfast in Mazo daily
  • Parking:
    • Park on the side of the driveway (keep one tire on the pavement)
    • You can also park on the road before the hill in either direction
    • Please do NOT drive into the yard

Saturday

8:00 – 10:00 am

  • Light breakfast / Coffee / Mimosas / Bloody Bar *

10:00 – 11:00 am

  • Whatever we’re doing, we’re NOT running *

11:00 – 11:30 am

  • Tubing bus arrives for loading
  • We will leave NO LATER than 12:00 (sooner if fully loaded)

12:30 pm

  • Start of float
    • Feel free to grab a drink at the Tiki Bar (cash only, not included)
    • Booze, beer, water, and snacks will be included along the way
    • Final landing usually around 5:30 pm

Important Notes on Floating:

  • The river is dangerous. If you cannot swim, consider staying back at camp—no judgment.
  • Buddy system required: You don’t have to like your buddy, but they better not be dead or missing at the end.
  • Everyone floating is expected to help navigate. This is not a lazy executive float.
  • At the end of the float (when we’re all drunk and weak), you will need to kick hard to reach shore.
  • The finish is at a public beach: clothes required.
    • Exposed genitals + children = angry parents.

6:00 pm

  • Estimated bus return to Mazo

6:30 pm

  • Catered dinner: Qdoba (don’t get hangry if we don’t eat at exactly that time) *

7:30 pm

  • Ceremonies *

8:30 pm

  • Pool party
  • Same activities that left us feeling like shit the night before — OR bedtime *

Sunday

8:00 – 10:00 am

  • Light breakfast / Coffee / Mimosas / Bloody Bar *

10:00 am – 5:00 pm

  • Hash Hangover Pool Party
    • Includes lunch at 12:30, snacks, beverages *

Event Cost

  • Full Weekend (Fri–Sun):
    • $90 Early Bird (until 7/14)
    • $100 Late (after 7/14)
    • PayPal Credit Card Fee: $93.20 / $103.50
    • Includes: Bus shuttle, tube, food, drinks, camping, sunburn, poison ivy rash
    • No profit, just cost
  • Shuttle Bus Full?
    • You can still float, but must provide your own sober transportation
    • Subtract $15 from event cost
    • Traders charges $25 for the float, even without a rented tube
  • Friday Night Only (No Float): $10 (includes food)
  • Sunday Only: Free

Payment Info:

  • PayPal: paypal@TrapperP
  • Venmo: @dtrotterwrx
  • Include your HASH NAME in comments if named

Additional Info

  • Bus/Float holds 30 people – register early
  • Events are weather dependent
    • If the float is cancelled by Traders due to conditions, $40 refund for bus/float will be issued

Want to Help?

We could use help with:

  • Planning
  • Event set-up
  • Work during the event

Reach out: dtrotterwrx@gmail.com


Location

Trapper and TCH’s place
5378 Reeve Rd.
Mazomanie, WI